The power of the blonde?

The blonde is pretty incredible... I gotta say.

Here's what my first couple days as a blonde taught me:

1. Blonde renders men stupid, not the reverse. So stupid they don't read the requirements on my Match profile, so they don't see I won't date a smoker or someone without an education. Hence the email I received about 10 minutes after posting the new blonde pic:

Title: "Hi you are a pritty woman" (does anyone else just HEAR the banjo music?)
Email: "Well this is me and I LIKE A WOMAN that knows what she wants and I'm a out doors person love hunting, fishing, hicking, and takeing long walks with someone I care about"

Really dude? Why are you yelling the "I LIKE A WOMAN part? Latent gay feelings and want to clarify your sexual preference? And Hicking? Really... HICKING? Nuf' said...

2. Blonde = bar magnet. Okay, this one can be good and not so good. My first trip to the bar last night and the blonde is like a magnet for drinking dudes. Good if you're the type of blonde looking for action in a bar. Not so good if you're me (no, I'm not the action in the bar type. Well, not now anyway... haha).

First guy - "Wow, you're gorgeous" (note the blonde took me from "cute" to gorgeous).
Second guy - "Hey blondie"... (now I get another nickname)

Both were buying the drinks too. : )

So in conclusion, this blonde gig COULD be a money maker if the guys are willing to buy all my drinks, I mean, hell, the cost of going blonde is going to pay for itself... : )

Perhaps the downside is going to be the whole "They want to sleep with a Marilyn, but they marry the Jackie" curse. Who knows? At this point... who cares?

Blonde - FUN FUN FUN!!!